Rewriting Shows
I’ve been watching a lot of tv lately and I realized something. Sometimes they get it wrong, you guys. So I’m writing a running list of my suggestions to make them better.
New Girl––Winston doesn’t become a cop. Possibly the worst storyline in the history of modern television. I sincerely cannot think of a person who asked for this or even thinks it makes sense. Also less Jess…Sorry, I know this will offend some of you.
Community––More sexual tension between Troy and Annie. Less Jeff and Britta. I’m only on season 2 so no spoilers, pls. Still, though, hot people to the front. Fucking Jeff to the back.
Euphoria––More jokes, less weird sex stuff. Yes, teenagers have sex, but why does there have to be an adult TV show about it? I vote either age the show up or make it more realistic to high school. Zendaya is funny and they’re squandering potential but not trying to make it funnier. Also cut the Kat storyline, gross.
Schitt’s Creek––Actually finish the Mutt storyline. I know it’s all political but that was messy.
Glee––end after season three. Hot take, it was good until then. Problematic? Absolutely. Entertaining? Also absolutely. More making fun of Rachel, solos for Santana, and no Puck.
Gossip Girl *spoiler––Dan is not Gossip Girl. I shouldn’t have to do this one because it doesn’t make any fucking sense. Fix it.
How I Met Your Mother––I didn’t even watch this one but Neil Patrick Harris should not be playing a womanizer. We need to think things through a little bit.
Might do a round two, people are bad at shows.
